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In the modern self-destructing world, the greatest act of rebellion is not drug abuse, sexual irresponsibility, extreme progressive beliefs or nihilism against the world

The greatest revolutionary act is actually being a reactionary traditionalist

now THAT makes the elites go insane



ELITES: "What do you mean you prefer a boring normal traditional life with a partner and children? SEE WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER YOU!!! Drugs!! GROSS Amounts of FOOD!!! CABLE TV BRAINWASHING YOU 24/7!! HERE A CREDIT CARD!!! GET INTO DEBT!! Please?"

REAL REBEL: "NO I DONT WANT THAT"

ELITES: "But you need to get into DEBT!! how are you going to pay for your iPads, and your iPlonk, and you hyped PRODUCTS!!"

REAL REBEL: "NO I DONT WANT THAT"

ELITES: "You are wasting YOUR LIFE!!! That partner of you only wants you as a SLAVE! CHILDREN ARE A BURDEN!! Dont worry about children, our government will send you to an old-people unit when you are old, see? So... WHY BEING A SLAVE OF YOUR PARTNER AND CHILDREN!! WHAT YOU NEED IS FREEDOM!!! Why dont you come and WORK WITH US? That is REAL FREEDOM!!! Sitting in a desktop unit, from 9 to 5, until you die... IT IS WHAT FREEDOM IS!! You Need that job so that you can BUY STUFF FROM US!!"

REAL REBEL: "NO I DONT WANT THAT"

ELITES: "You are... You are being deceived by your instincts! Your opposite sex is your enemy... AAAAHH!! I AM MELTING! Please... at least... use this new anti-depression pill... so that you can be happy in the middle of the mess we created... AAAHH"

REAL REBEL: "NO I DONT WANT THAT"

ELITES: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!"

*Elites implode*
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:iconroos-skywalker:
Roos-Skywalker Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I imagined Pumpkin saying NO I DON'T WANT DAT!
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
that was what it was about XD

(Hey btw we chat :3 )
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:iconnyxiandragoness:
NyxianDragoness Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yay. I'm gonna make dozens geologist implode!*runs off*
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:iconnyxiandragoness:
NyxianDragoness Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
*Elitists. Stupid Auto-Correct.
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:iconladymandarin101:
Ladymandarin101 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
XD n.n
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:iconkirstinemelody:
KirstineMelody Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Good job! Nothing else to say, since I can hardly stop laughing :D
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
LOOL!
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:icondark-fire-dragoness:
Dark-Fire-Dragoness Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
iplonk? XD
awesomeness.
*random implosion*
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
LOLZ XD!
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:iconicequeenofmitera:
IceQueenofMitera Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol

Elites can kiss my ass
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
XD!
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:iconkia-13-7:
KIA-13-7 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hallelujah! the truth has been spoken.
also very funny, could harly contine my laughter
[i didn't hehe]
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
happy you think so and you laughed :D!
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:iconkia-13-7:
KIA-13-7 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah...the hard part is to stop laughing
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:iconkakotheshadowwolf:
KakotheShadowWolf Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
This made me laugh, Phoenix. This is one of the reasons I have a laptop and an iPod, and let myself keep just those two items. Over-technical electronic items make me cough up blood. @_@

Everything's just saying, "Come on, friend! YOU GOTTA BE PRETTY. LET US TAKE CARE OF YOU. PLZ?"
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
AHAHA YES XD!!

happy you found it funny :3!!
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:iconkakotheshadowwolf:
KakotheShadowWolf Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
^_^
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:iconhel-weird:
hel-weird Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist
XD you are exaggerating a bit, but you are right. being traditional and conservative is actually true rebellion of this age. (try to be Catholic at that)
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
thanks XD!
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:iconmagicull-delesia:
Magicull-Delesia Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Very funny XD. And yup like the elite the government do corrupt. And I am with the rebel. Let us live our lives :3
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
YES XD
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:iconwielazystna:
WielaZystna Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist
I am not interested into that stuff so let me live my own life...
That's what the rebel maybe means :whisper: ....
I would think exactly the same like the rebel if I was grown up like him and I wouldn't want more than I can build by myself...
COMMON!! Let him live his own life! That is exactly the life he wants and none other one!! :fight:
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
lol :D!
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:iconsublime-strangeness:
Sublime-Strangeness Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol sayin it like it is. good job XD
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:icondragon-king-typhon:
Dragon-King-Typhon Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
HAHA XD thanks
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